He hates plants. Right on, cat. What have plants ever done for us?
He likes it when people de-friend him on Facebook. No time for the haters.
He hates everyone. But I bet he'd like me.
He thinks having fun is horrible. But that's probably because his owners told him bath time would be "fun."
Mufasa offered him everything the light touches. He refused it. That's just ballsy.
I think grumpy cat and I would get along just swell. That sweet, crotchety face melts my heart.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, enjoy what I believe to be the best Grumpy Cat meme. Courtesy of my friend Kelsey.