We all know that drinking and driving isn’t a good idea. And
many of us have had close calls with someone who was
texting/talking on their phone. But apparently there’s a new bad driving habit
infecting Springfield.
People suddenly think they can simultaneously fight
eastbound Battlefield traffic and suck face with their significant other. I’m
not kidding. I was driving behind a guy that had his tongue in his girlfriend’s
mouth for about ten minutes straight.
How is this even possible!?
He was swerving, braking quickly, and enjoying his saliva
swap. Is this something people do and I just haven’t realized it until now?
Can’t it wait until you’re PARKED somewhere?
I was tempted to honk, but when I realized we were both
driving to the mall, I decided it best to not draw attention to myself. Lucky,
because I later saw the couple eyeing some Dr. Scholl’s in JCP.
Instead, I made this face at them, hoping one of them would eventually
look in the rearview mirror and realize that they were being horribly
inconsiderate. It didn't work.
What’s the strangest driving habit you’ve ever seen?
